Like many computer techs, I keep a hotmail account almost entirely to use for signing up on websites and collecting spam. Every now and then, the spam that comes in is so ridiculous as to be absolutely hilarious.

Today is just one of those days when I feel the need to share it with all of you. So sit back and enjoy the SPAM Express.

Entry 1: From a sender calling themselves “Psychology Degrees”, we have the subject line
“Earn a Psychology Degree Online”
I’d really like to know if their psychology degree online is somehow better, faster, cooler than the one I earned the hard way…. Wonder if they’d be interested in a trade…. I’ll buy THEIR psychology degree if they buy mine….

Entry 2: We’ve seen quite a rush of these fake “MSNBC” news emails…. seems pointless to me, but then, I’m not a spam bot.

msnbc.com – BREAKING NEWS: The Beatles – Back Together Again
Reeeeaaaaalllly….. How are John and George feeling these days, hmmm?

msnbc.com – BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Denies Reports That Hes Gay
Look, world, I hate to break it to you this way, but Spongebob is a fictional cartoon character. He is not in any position to deny, affirm, tapdance, or fiddle about his sexual orientation. His creators might, but the character himself? He’s pretty lifeless without someone to draw and animate him.

msnbc.com: BREAKING NEWS: God Accepts Responsability for Hurricane Katrina
Y’know, it took him long enough. Wasn’t the ol’ guy paying attention. And which god would this be now? Most of the good storm deities were female – excepting Zeus, who likes to juggle wenching and thundertossing.